Sunday, October 16, 2011

Awkward dog


Through my research I have found that the Greyhound is the most awkward dog on the planet. I have done extensive studies on my brothers dog Ret and found he is uncomfortable in social situations, not knowing what to say or do. Often sitting in awkward positions and saying things at the wrong time.
If you try to involve him he gets too excited and makes weird dinosaur noises, then gets embarrassed and turns away.

So what makes any dog more awkward? Dress them up!
here are some Grehounds in wird things for your enjoyment.




Ret getting random in his viking gear in preparation for Valhalla




Turtle necks never look cool but in this situation it extends into what I can only describe as a full body thermal. where you going in that thermal dawgling?







This AT-AT costume takes the cake. I wounder if he feels  a little more awesome thean he did yesterday?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Caught in the Act

My father has been dabbling in photography the last few months and has been taking some very interesting pictures. The last on he sent me was title "chipmunk Taking a Shit"

I think  he has a real eye for it.
Thanks Pops

Friday, August 19, 2011

Hey, I have 2 Left Feet


So last weekend I was going to a friends birthday party. I was in the mood to dress up so I dusted off the old high heels and slipped them on. After standing at the bar for about 45 minutes my feet hurt so bad I could barley carry on a conversation. It felt like they were being pushed in opposite directions.
I decided to go to the bathroom not because I had to pee, but because I wanted to sit alone in a stall and shed a few tears in private for my poor toes.
When I got into the stall I looked down at my feet. they looked very odd to me... they were pointing the wrong way. I immediately took them off and put them on the correct feet. I think I said "Oh, Thank God" a little to loud, because the girl waiting to use the stall gave me a very odd stare when I opened the door.
I would like to point out I had not had a single sip of alcohol, so there is really no excuse.
But lesson learned, always double check my shoes before I go out in public.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Monday, June 13, 2011

Forget Vitamin C I'm Gettin Some Vitamin D

Laying in the sun is definitely a luxury to someone who has spent the past 5 years in the fog of SF. I Guess I also forgot that the sun can burn you. Within 2 days of living in LA I had burned myself so badly that my skin was purple. I can not even remember the last time I got sunburned, let alone sunburned so bad I could not sleep because it hurt for the sheets to touch my skin. The kind of sunburn where you put on an in thick layer of aloe and your skin drinks it up immediately.
Well, this week I finally remember what was good about being sunburned as a kid... the peeling skin. It's like when you let a layer of glue dry on you hands and then you peel it off. I feel so accomplished when I get a big piece. The only difference is throwing it away instead of eating it.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Study Buddies

I think if I had these on my desk I would never feel alone when I was working. They would always be there to make me smile. Of course you would have to get both of them because otherwise they would get lonely when I was not there.
What do you think they do when no one is around? I bet they dance, and or course look to see if there is anything good to eat in the fridge. I think they have good personalities too, real jokesters. But this is one friend you would definitely not feed after 11.


Friday, April 22, 2011

BUGS!

Have you heard of hexbugs? Also know as wiggle bugs in the four year old crowd. They are these little robotic vibrating things that look like bugs running across the floor. I do not know why, but I find them mesmerizing and cute.
You can also get remote controlled ones. They are amazing!